12 days of Christmas Scouser version

(SUNG TO 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS)
12 inbred brothers,
11 fake Armani's,
10 Lambert & Butler,
9 pm curfew,
...8 young children,
7 different dads,
6 grams of coke,
5 sovereign rings,
4 stolen alloys,
3 different ASBO's,
2 cans of Stella

Spoiler:

And a brand new DLA car.