A guy just knocked on my door and said, "Excuse me sir are you a homo?"
Before he could say another word I punched the cheeky git and stamped on his head.
Later that day again another guy knocked on my door, "Excuse me sir are you a homo?
I thought what the hell is this? Again I punched him and stomped him to the ground.
A little bit later another knock at the door, I said, "You get it love, I can't be bothered."
My missus answered the door and some guy said,