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Good reason?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:10 am

My wife met at the front door this morning, absolutely raging. There was lipstick on my collar and I was still halfdrunkfrom last night.

"I assume" she snarled "that there's a good reason for you waltzing in here at 7 in the morning?"

"There is" I said.
Spoiler:
"Breakfast"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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