Stopped by the police

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Stopped by the police

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:52 am

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body".

The officer asks, "Really? Who will be giving such a lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies,
Spoiler:
"My wife!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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