Stallions

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Stallions

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:25 am

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed.

The first says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, you know, the legs are of prime importance. No foot, no horse!”

The second horse says, “I’ll allow your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born with. I know for a fact you had thousands of dollars of corrective work. Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your genius farrier!”

The first horse mulls this for a moment, then says,
Spoiler:
“You’re right. I stand corrected "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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