Ooh I say!

[rebbonk]

Emlyn, George, and Bert were driving along in their pick-up truck when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

Bert said, "Cor, I wish that was Sharon Stone."

George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

Emlyn sighed,

Spoiler:

"I wish it was dark . . .