Cocky waiter

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Cocky waiter

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:38 am

I went out for a nice meal one day when the waiter asked, "How would you like your steak, sir?"

"The same way I like my sex," I replied.

He smiled and said,
Spoiler:
"OK Sir, rare it is"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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