The Grand Emir wasn't used to the salt in American food (French fries, cheese, etc.) and was constantly sending his man- servant, Abdul, to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water. But finally he returned empty-handed, without water.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.
'A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul,
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