The so-called 'heatwave'...

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The so-called 'heatwave'...

Postby dutchman » Wed Jun 24, 2026 4:50 am

Remember when you were a kid and all the schools shut because it was a bit warmer than usual?

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Nah, me neither! :jester:
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Re: The so-called 'heatwave'...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 24, 2026 12:27 pm

Absolutely right! The woke, the wimps, and the snowflakes have destroyed this country. The country needs to grow a spine again.
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Re: The so-called 'heatwave'...

Postby dutchman » Sun Jul 12, 2026 8:13 am

‘Children were calling for their mummies’: UK pupils struggle in 40C-plus classrooms

Teachers call for schools to be urgently adapted for hot weather amid reports of nausea, fainting and heatstroke

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2026/jul/11/uk-pupils-struggle-extreme-heat-schools-classrooms

We used to open all the windows or else sit outside.

More than half the kids in Coventry are from Africa anyway, you'd think they'd be used to it?
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