Constipated car salesman

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Constipated car salesman

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:28 am

A car salesman was suffering from terrible constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.

A week later the salesman went back and complained to the doctor that nothing had changed, the constipation was still really bad.

"Have you been taking the suppositories regularly?" the doctor asked.

"Of course I have, you idiot
Spoiler:
- what do you think I've been doing, sticking them up my :censored: ?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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