Lover or fighter...?

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Lover or fighter...?

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 29, 2026 11:19 am

Got chatting to a stunning bird in the pub last night.

' Are you a lover or a fighter?' she said.

Spoiler:
' It all depends if I forget the safe word, ' I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Lover or fighter...?

Postby dutchman » Wed Apr 29, 2026 10:40 pm

:lol:
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