Seeking clearance...

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Seeking clearance...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 27, 2026 12:28 pm

A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer, you must speak in English.

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German aeroplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent):
Spoiler:
"Because you lost the bloody war."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Seeking clearance...

Postby dutchman » Tue Apr 28, 2026 2:58 am

:lol:
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