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Toxic relationship...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Apr 10, 2026 11:22 am

I told my new girlfriend that I'd just got out of a toxic relationship.

She immediately started being extra nice and doing anything I wanted.

I just smiled and thought,
Spoiler:
"She thinks I was the victim."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Toxic relationship...

Postby dutchman » Sat Apr 11, 2026 3:20 am

:lol:
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