Peanuts...

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Peanuts...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 08, 2026 12:34 pm

A sweet old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts.

He eats a few and asks her why she isn't having any herself.

"Oh, they're too hard on my poor teeth, I couldn't."

"Why did you buy them all then?" wonders the driver.

"You see, I just love the chocolate they're covered in!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Peanuts...

Postby dutchman » Wed Apr 08, 2026 6:40 pm

:lol:
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