The words of Jesus... (bit naughty)

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The words of Jesus... (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 20, 2026 11:33 am

Jesus stood before the angry crowd and said, "Let the first one among you, who is without sin, cast the first stone."

A rock flew over the crowd and hit Jesus on the back of the head.

He turned around and said,
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" :censored: off, Mum!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The words of Jesus... (bit naughty)

Postby dutchman » Fri Mar 20, 2026 8:48 pm

:lol:
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