On life support...

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On life support...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 19, 2026 1:42 pm

As my wife lay in a coma, the doctors approached the life support machine.

"No, no, please," I sobbed, "just a little while longer. '

But my pleading didn't help.
Spoiler:
They woke her up.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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