Off to the pub...

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Off to the pub...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 08, 2026 12:54 pm

A man tells his wife to get her coat, as he's going to the pub.

'Oh, good, am I coming with you?' she asks.

'No', he replies,
Spoiler:
'I'm turning the heating orf!'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Off to the pub...

Postby dutchman » Thu Jan 08, 2026 11:19 pm

:lol:
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