Jesus...

[rebbonk]

A Teacher was Teaching Religion, so he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class went very quiet and looked at the teacher for a response.

The teacher was completely at a loss for words.

He finally asked little Johnny how he knew this.

Little Johnny said, " Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there !!!'"

[dutchman]