Snake!

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Snake!

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 15, 2025 12:21 pm

My wife came running in from the garden screaming, "A SNAKE, A SNAKE. "

So I quickly went out to have a look, "What's seventeen plus thirty-two? " I shouted at it.

"Forty-nine, " the snake hissed back.

"It's ok, " I shouted to my wife,
Spoiler:
it's not poisonous, it's only an adder. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Snake!

Postby dutchman » Mon Dec 15, 2025 9:40 pm

:lol:
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