Cucumbers!

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Cucumbers!

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 14, 2025 12:03 pm

My wife sent me to the supermarket for two cucumbers.

When I came back, she asked, "Why did you bring a jar of vaseline as well?"

I said, " I didn't want the cashier to think
Spoiler:
I was a vegan!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cucumbers!

Postby dutchman » Sun Dec 14, 2025 11:39 pm

:lol:
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