Answering the door...

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Answering the door...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 09, 2025 12:57 pm

As I answered the front door dressed in high heels, stockings & suspenders, leather mini skirt and bright red lipstick, the Avon lady asked "Hello Sir, is your wife at home?"

To which I replied,
Spoiler:
"Take a wild guess, love!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Answering the door...

Postby dutchman » Tue Dec 09, 2025 4:32 pm

:lol:
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