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by rebbonk » Wed Aug 27, 2025 10:04 am

I have just recently found out my wife is pregnant.

So she sent me to the shop to buy a maternity bra.

The girl asked me, "What bust?"

Spoiler:

Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.

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