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Buying flowers (bit naughty)

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Buying flowers (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jul 01, 2025 12:18 pm

I went into a florist and said, "I'd like to buy some flowers for my girlfriend."

The florist says "Certainly, what is it you're after?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"A sh*g!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Buying flowers (bit naughty)

Postby dutchman » Tue Jul 01, 2025 2:27 pm

:lol:
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