When I came back she asked, "Why did you bring a jar of vaseline as well?"
I said,
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Cucumbers (bit naughty)
by rebbonk » Thu May 01, 2025 11:18 am
My wife sent me to the supermarket for two cucumbers.
When I came back she asked, "Why did you bring a jar of vaseline as well?"
I said,
When I came back she asked, "Why did you bring a jar of vaseline as well?"
I said,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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