Unfortunate

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Unfortunate

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 21, 2025 9:58 am

A man was swimming in the sea when an aggressive flatfish bit him on the toe. After a lengthy struggle, he was just about able to shake it off and retreat to the shore at the base of a cliff. Unfortunately for the man, the cliff face appeared entirely intraversable and meanwhile the flatfish was lying in wait for the man, should he return to the water.

Spoiler:
He was stuck between a rock and a hard plaice.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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