Election tomorrow...

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Election tomorrow...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 19, 2025 8:58 am

A canvasser came to my door and said, 'If there was a General Election tomorrow, which party would you vote for?'

I replied, 'None.'

He said, 'And why is that? Do you feel disillusioned with the political system in Britain today?'

I replied, 'No,
Spoiler:
I'm taking the kids to Alton Towers tomorrow.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Election tomorrow...

Postby dutchman » Sun Apr 20, 2025 4:26 am

:lol:
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