Dead hunter...

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Dead hunter...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 20, 2025 11:37 am

Two hunters are in a forest, when one of them collapses, he doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

His friend whips his phone out and calls emergency services.

"Help I think my friend is dead"

"OK stay calm sir, let's make sure he is dead"

After a few seconds silence, a gun shot is heard.

The friend comes back on the line and says,
Spoiler:
"OK, what now?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dead hunter...

Postby dutchman » Fri Mar 21, 2025 3:20 am

:lol:
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