I can tell your birthday...

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I can tell your birthday...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 03, 2025 12:24 pm

I told a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then, try!"

After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded, "Come on, what day was I born?"

Spoiler:
"Yesterday!" I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I can tell your birthday...

Postby dutchman » Mon Feb 03, 2025 9:44 pm

:lol:
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