Burglar...

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Burglar...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 16, 2024 12:04 pm

A burglar broke into my house. I knocked the crap out of him and tied him up.

"I suppose you're going to call the police now," he said.

"Why?" I smiled,
Spoiler:
"Nobody knows you're here."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Burglar...

Postby dutchman » Mon Dec 16, 2024 12:43 pm

:lol:
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