Shopping

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Shopping

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 17, 2024 11:28 am

I went into a greengrocer's.

"May I have three point one four pumpkins, please?" I asked.

"Sorry," he replied, "I can't do that but try the baker's next door,
Spoiler:
I'm sure they sell pumpkin pie."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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