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Pub lunch...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 08, 2024 10:34 am

My missus was having the XL mixed grill in the boozer for lunch on Sunday when some drunk came over and called her a 'Fat greedy b*tch'.

I said 'Leave it out mate,
Spoiler:
she's got enough on her plate as it is'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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