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Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 02, 2024 11:03 am

My wife was looking at an evening dress in an expensive shop.

"It's beautiful, isn't it?" she said.

"Yes, " I replied,
Spoiler:
"I wonder if they have it in your shape. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dress

Postby dutchman » Tue Apr 02, 2024 2:02 pm

:lol:
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