Back to my place (bit naughty)

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Back to my place (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 18, 2024 12:36 pm

I took a nurse back to my place last night for sex.

As I stripped off I said to her, "You must have seen a few *ahems* where you work. How do you rate mine?"

She said, "It's slightly bigger than most I see."

"Thanks," I said. "What sort of nursing do you do?"

Spoiler:
"I'm a midwife!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Back to my place (bit naughty)

Postby dutchman » Sun Feb 18, 2024 7:04 pm

:lol:
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