Feeling a little randy (bit naughty)

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Feeling a little randy (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 12, 2024 11:15 am

Feeling randy, I phoned the wife for some hot phone sex.

"Tell me if you're wearing any knickers," I said.

"Actually, I'm not," she replied.

"Ooh, you mucky little minx. What are you doing?" I asked provocatively.

Spoiler:
"Having a sh*t," wasn't really the answer I was looking for!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Feeling a little randy (bit naughty)

Postby dutchman » Tue Feb 13, 2024 4:05 am

:lol:
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