Gastric band

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Gastric band

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:39 am

The wife asked me for £10,000 to get a gastric band fitted.

I gave her a fiver and said,
Spoiler:
"Here, buy a padlock for the fridge"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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