On the scales

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On the scales

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 10, 2023 11:11 am

When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed.

"Haha. That's not going to help!"

"Sure it does," I said.
Spoiler:
"It's the only way I can see the numbers!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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