On the scales!

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On the scales!

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:48 am

When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales sucking my stomach in, she laughed. "Ha! That's not going to help!"

"Wrong, it does," I said.
Spoiler:
"It's the only way I can see the numbers!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: On the scales!

Postby dutchman » Wed Mar 15, 2023 9:21 pm

:lol:
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