'Brace' position

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'Brace' position

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 09, 2023 12:10 pm

Flight attendants have always instructed passengers to adopt the 'brace' position in the event of a plane crash.

The idea is to minimise the risk of breaking your neck.

Although if you plough into a mountain at 600mph, it's also quite handy for
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