Wife's birthday

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Wife's birthday

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 03, 2010 2:44 am

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."

"And?" Bill asked.

"Well, she said, 'Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds on it'."

"So what did you end up getting her?" asked Bill.

"I bought her a
Spoiler:
deck of cards!
"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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