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Wife getting fruity

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:23 am

It has been years since my wife wanted sex but tonight she's been all, "Why don't we go upstairs? I've got something for you up there," and, "I'm going to make you sweat tonight."

I've got a horrible suspicion she has
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Re: Wife getting fruity

Postby dutchman » Mon Sep 12, 2022 5:04 pm

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