Dinner guest

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Dinner guest

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 05, 2022 2:27 pm

My wife said last night, "Do you realise my mother is coming over for dinner in 5 minutes?"

I replied, "Yes I know, I'm getting ready now."

"That sounds like her car pulling up outside..."

"No,
Spoiler:
that's my taxi, see you later!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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