Reward?

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Reward?

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 25, 2022 12:57 pm

I knocked on my next-door neighbour's door and handed him a huge bag of dog sh*t from my garden.

I said, "There you go mate, that's the £50 reward please."

He said, "What's this?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"It's your missing cat."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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