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Helping the neighbour

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 25, 2022 1:20 pm

I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."

I couldn't believe it.
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You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Helping the neighbour

Postby dutchman » Tue Jul 26, 2022 1:11 am

:lol:
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