Buying a dog

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Buying a dog

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 30, 2022 1:21 pm

I bought a greyhound yesterday.

My wife said, "Are you going to race him?"

I said, "No,
Spoiler:
he’s much faster than me!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Buying a dog

Postby dutchman » Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:52 pm

:lol:
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