Crafty fag

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Crafty fag

Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 17, 2022 3:32 pm

The bus was taking ages to turn up this morning, so I lit up in the bus shelter.

The woman sitting next to me gave an exaggerated cough, then said, 'Excuse me, but do you know that I'm smoking fifteen percent of that?'

Yes,' I replied,
Spoiler:
'And for free, too.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Crafty fag

Postby dutchman » Sun Apr 17, 2022 4:32 pm

:lol:
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