Dead wife

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Dead wife

Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 10, 2022 2:37 pm

As my wife lay dead on the floor with blood still seeping from the gaping wound the inspector said to me, "OK, in your own words, tell me what happened."

"I don't know, it was an accident, I was cleaning it and it just went off, "I answered.

"Sir,
Spoiler:
it's a bow and arrow."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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