Paddy ond Murphy on a plane

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Paddy ond Murphy on a plane

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:35 am

Paddy and Murphy were on a flight to Dusseldorf when a message came over the tannoy.....

"This is your captain speaking, nothing to get alarmed about, but engine number 4 has just dropped off, so it will delay our arrival by ten minutes"

Ten minutes later:-

"This is your captain speaking, nothing to get alarmed about, but engine number 3 has just dropped off, so it will delay our arrival by twenty minutes"

Fifteen minutes later:-

"This is your captain speaking, nothing to get alarmed about, but engine number 2 has just dropped off, so it will delay our arrival now by thirty minutes"

Paddy said:- "Blimey! I hope number one's OK,
Spoiler:
or we'll be up here all night"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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