Begging texts

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Begging texts

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 16, 2021 1:49 pm

Question: If you are given £400 and your daughter texts you and asks for £200 and your son texts you and asks for £200, what do you have?

Me:
Spoiler:
£400 and two unread text messages!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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