Pulled by the police

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Pulled by the police

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 07, 2021 2:13 pm

I got pulled over by the police last night.

"I have reason to believe you've been kerb crawling Sir," he said. "I've followed you along this road at twenty miles an hour and you've stopped five times."

Spoiler:
"Just get off my bus, you :censored: idiot," I told him.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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