Gas prices

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Gas prices

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:41 pm

My missus was looking at the gas bill.

"Twenty percent increase, " she moaned. "Right then, I guess we'll be using twenty percent less gas from now on. "

"Good, " I answered. "That means
Spoiler:
you'll burn twenty percent less food. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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